I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED IN MY LIFE
LIKE THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining about family
problems. Finally the other man said, "you think
you have family problems? Listen to my
situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a
grown up daughter and we got married. Later my
father married my stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in law of her father
in law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother
had a son. This boy was my half brother because
he was my father's son but he was also the son
of my wife's daughter, which made him my
wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather
of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is
also the grandmother. This makes my father the
brother in law of my child, whose step sister is
my fathers wife. Thus I am my stepmother's
brother in law, my wife is her own child's aunt,
my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family promblem?
this is my 1st confusing joke in 2019
LIKE THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining about family
problems. Finally the other man said, "you think
you have family problems? Listen to my
situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a
grown up daughter and we got married. Later my
father married my stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in law of her father
in law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother
had a son. This boy was my half brother because
he was my father's son but he was also the son
of my wife's daughter, which made him my
wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather
of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is
also the grandmother. This makes my father the
brother in law of my child, whose step sister is
my fathers wife. Thus I am my stepmother's
brother in law, my wife is her own child's aunt,
my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family promblem?
this is my 1st confusing joke in 2019
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